THE BOOB

While my toenails were being painted in a dark purple, the television lit up with new terms: inner boob, outer boob, and side boob. Being a woman that is obsessed with her own outstanding set, these terms were instantly texted to my friends; my cell lit up like a cigarette. The origin of the terms came from the need to no longer refer to the bosom as one piece because it deserves more specific descriptions for its different parts. I found this to be rather outstanding. I shall now consider all parts of my boobs when considering that outfit. This is what I learned while spending time in the nail salon.

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