Oct 27

Beauty is a Full Time Job

2013-10-27T20:10:10+00:00October 27th, 2013|HAIR, Humor, Uncategorized|0 Comments

In order to maintain a beautiful appearance, a woman has to work hard. It costs money and constant attention. Once you start to get into the habit of looking in the mirror, other things start to reveal themselves and the fine tuning begins. Let us begin with hair…..on the head. […]

Jan 7


2013-01-07T17:00:12+00:00January 7th, 2013|Humor|0 Comments

People often wonder if I like them or not. The general rule of thumb is, if I like you, you may know…BUT, if I don’t like you, you will know and so will the rest of the world. Here is some feedback on the situations…. I like you if…… 1.) […]

Aug 30


2012-08-30T17:50:42+00:00August 30th, 2012|Brief: Short and Sweet, Humor, RANDOM|0 Comments

Once you have reached the state of Bruhaha, things have escalated from the minute. Bruhaha will require the presence of another person either serving you chocolate lava cake from Dominoes or a nice tall glass of Moscato. This is the level of a situation where things have spun completely out […]

Aug 10


2012-08-10T12:21:56+00:00August 10th, 2012|BODY, EXPLICIT, Humor|0 Comments

Sometimes, I want sympathy for being f***able. I was asked why I would want sympathy instead of congratulations. Well, I get congrats all the time. People stop me in the streets, friends admire(the fake ones were lost with the weight), and the sight of my own body in progress is […]