MF Letter #2

Good evening ladies. Due to popular demand, I have decided to offer another ode. It is titled:

Ode to the Most Current MF: Jussie

Mf. It is February. The shortest month of the entire year has been designated to celebrate a massive part of American history that often goes undetected and whitewashed…..this did not stop your motherfuckery.

Mf. You represent two marginalized societies. You are a black gay man living in the United States of Amerikkka with its head honcho wearing the largest white hood…..this did not stop your motherfuckery.

Mf. Most of us will never see $65,000.00 in a year what say per episode…this did not stop your motherfuckery…

Mf. Not once did you consider Law & Order prior to concocting your own predicament…..nothing stopped the motherfuckery.

Therapy did not enter your mind. Nay.
You really didn’t think that anyone would discover all of the holes? Nay.
Now, we have a new hash tag and food for the ultimate roast. Everyone else may call you Jussie….not I sir. I don’t deal with Bamas……..I deal with Mfs…..and Mf, you just got MF of 2019. May your reign be long and viral.

Let us pray…..

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MF Letter #1

A pleasant good night to all of the ladies. Tonight, I would like to offer an Ode…to the Mf.

The Mf is completely clueless to how life is supposed to flow. It interrupts classes for unimportant reasons and simply talks, and talks, and talks…until people are struck with rigor and even then….the sound of the loud booming voice continues…..

The Mf does not arrive prepared for any situation but expects to be properly compensated for time wasted. There is no rhyme or reason to it’s game….simply an array of straight fuckery….

The biggest problem with the proper development of a Mf is that it can thrive in any element….workplace, relationship, locker room, doctors office, the damn morgue…..a true Mf knows no bounds. It is properly prepared in the art of true motherfuckery and works on a daily basis to perfect its craft.

And so I say to all of you, there is really no true way for you to protect yourself from Mfs. They are big and small, old and young, fat and skinny….but one thing always remains true….

A Mf is a Mf.

Have a pleasant evening. 🙏🏿

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